Maria Heinegg is a comedian, writer and actress who has been seen on “Pause with Sam Jay” on HBO Max, Bravo, Spike TV and heard on SiriusXM radio. She's been featured in the New York Comedy Festival, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, High Mud Comedy Festival and Brooklyn Comedy Festival. Maria has opened for Tig Notaro, Gina Yashere, Dan St. Germain, Brooke Van Poppelan and Mike Lawrence. She's written for XOJane, HuffPo, Milk.XYZ, CollegeHumor and I Can Has Cheezburger?. She's unpredictably tweets at (@mariaheinegg). Maria loves children crying in Santa pictures, pad thai and holding your dog.